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Saturday, July 20, 2013

Chicken Scratch


(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)

Hello, Domino's??

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Ah'd like ta order a large pellet an seed pizze, pleez...

Wut??

Pellet an seed...ya know - chicken feed.....

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

No, ah don prefer pepperony, or mushrooms...ah wan sum pellets, an sum seeds - on a cheesy bed a flaver!!!

PELLETS AN SEEDS!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Ah'll GO ta Hawaii, but I don WANT that on a pizze - i juss wants sum pellets an seeds - don ya got NUNNA that in yer lofty, hi-falutin' Dominos store???

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Chicken??

CHICKEN???????

AH'M GONNA COME DOWN THERE AN WUP YER NOGGIN INTA NEXT WEEK!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

You kin stick yer cluckin' 30 minute delivery up yer wazoo, buddy - this bird is goin' ta Pizza Hut!!!

Charlie out!!!

Cluck fer now........



2 comments:

Mrs That Dan Guy said...

Charlie out? Mrs. That Dan Guy down! Down on the floor laughing her fool head off! OMG! That was one of the funniest conversations I have ever heard. Oh, Charlie, you slay me!

ThatDanGuy said...

That bird is entirely oblivious to how the real world works...