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(posted by weekend guest blogger...and...uhh..general contractor?? Charlie....)
Howdy hoomans!!
Ole Charlie is here now, an I'm gonna "make it right"!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Yessir, I juss took mahself a course online, an I am now a General Contracter - having zipped right passed Sergeant and Loot-Enant!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
So, I'm gunna buy mahself a hammer, some bib overalls, and shave most uv mah head - move over Mike Holmes - Charlie's tha new fixit guru aroun here!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Got a leaky roof?
Tough cluckin' luck! I ain't a roofer. Although ah did have shingles once!!
Ba-Doom-Boom!!
Here all week folks - try tha veal!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Got moisture coming in through yer basement walls??
Let me get mah duct tape an a coupla plastic shopping bags - I'll have ya fixed up in NO time!!
Wut ah really wanna do is spray fome insalayshun - gimme one a them guns, an LET ME LOOSE!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Credentials?
Uhh...
Hey, is that a whoopin' crane??
See ya!!!!!
Cluck fer now.......
2 comments:
O brother! First of all, "shave your head"? You already have a mohawk doo you crazy rubber piece of poultry and second of all, you must have learned your fix-it ideas from your Hooman owner, one Mr. That Dan Guy. Duct tape fix-it-uppers are all too familiar in the Such is Life household. Look out renovators! Avoid the mad chicken at all costs!
Hey!
I use Scotch tape too......
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