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Saturday, March 23, 2013

Chicken Scratch



STOP THA BATTERIN"!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

When will tha heartless hoomans leave us chickens be??

How kin hoomanity be SOOO obsesses with batterin' chickens??

Let alone poor, dee-fence-less chicken BALLS??

YOWCHIE!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Ma eyeballs is googleyin' right outta ma head!!

Read tha description, peeples!!

UNCOOKED! - Juss plucked from tha "vine", dipped in batter, and SERVED TA HOOMANS!!!!

CANNIBALS!!!!

AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Ah kin barely cintrol ma shakin' - ah could stir a can a cluckin' paint right now juss by ma bodily vibe rayshuns!!!!

How wood you like it if ah decided ta batter YER balls???

Huh??

HUH????

Cluckin'  savages.....

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

I need ta lie down...ah think ma taylebone is quiverin'.....

Cluck fer now....oh, an mebbe you should sleep with one eye open.

Murderers......

2 comments:

Mrs That Dan Guy said...

Oh Charlie, poor Charlie. SO traumatized.
You are so cute when you are horrified Charlie. I guess what is a delicacy to some, is not to others.
Hey, how come Charlie is running around with a diaper with a lock on it? What you hiding Charlie?

PS I told you folks Mr That Dan Guy likes to take pics in the grocery stores. So embarrassing.

ThatDanGuy said...

Hey, why is Charlie clutching his crotch and looking over his shoulder???