Chicken Scratch

(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken)

HONK!! HONK!!!

Come on Grandma!! Press that cluckin’ gas pedal – I know ya got one in that Hyundai!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

“Yeah, so I sez to Cornelius – I bet I CAN get 20 corn pellets in my beak hole – wattaya bet me?”

HONK!! HONK!!!!

Fer tha lova Pete, old man – finda lane ya like, and STAY THE PLUCK INIT!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

“Hello, Dominos? I’d like ta order a pepperoni pizza for pick-up, extra sunflower seeds.”

WHOA! Hey buddy, brakes are for downhill, NOT the open highway!! Move it along, cowboy!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

“Hello Ma? Listen, I could use a few bucks ta get me thru ta payday – can I swing by the coop real quick?”

HONK! HONK!!!

How long do these stooped lites stay red?? I gotta be free ta fly!! Let’s go, red lite!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Hey, what’s that red light in tha rear-view mirror….

Oh-oh…

Cluck fer now…